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Updated! Review & Giveaway – Do Ants Have @ssholes? by John Butler & Vincent Bruno
March 31st, 2009 | 
Author: Since my blog and twitter tools messed up yesterday, I’m going to extend this giveaway through to the end of today! Sorry for all the crazy posts… guess April Fools Day came early! 
Do Ants Have Assholes? …. And 106 Other of the World’s Most Important Questions by Jon Butler and Bruno Vincent
From The Publisher
It’s a question we’ve all wondered—Do Ants Have Assholes? And if they do, why?
There are so many questions out there that don’t have direct answers, and Sourcebooks has the book just for you! From the bestselling UK authors Jon Butler and Bruno Vincent comes the ultimate parody book that will answer all of those zany questions that are just begging for answers: Do Ants Have Assholes? And 106 of the World’s Other Most Important Questions!
Do Ants Have Assholes? is a hilarious, over-the-top parody of bestsellers like Do Men Have Nipples? John Butler and Bruno Vincent have dreamed up a venerable, historic (and imaginary) newspaper. It’s a home for sensible and settled minds in a world where newness and excitement seem in danger of overwhelming common sense, decency, and good, solid conservatism.
When this newspaper’s serious readers have serious questions, they write to the “Questions and Answers Page.” Do Ants Have Assholes? is a collection of what these imaginary readers write in:
- “If a deaf man goes to court, is it still called a hearing?”
- “What have the Romans ever done for us?”
- “If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?”
The only thing crazier than the readers’ questions are the questions’ answers. You won’t be able to stop laughing.
My Thoughts
This very funny, sometimes vulgar, always interesting, book of questions and answers will not only keep you in stitches, it will keep you on your toes. Jon Butler & Bruno Vincent take 106 of the silliest, most thought provoking, most asinine and hilarious questions that they could come up with and answered them in similar fashion. You’ll have a book that you’ll want to read, mostly in the restroom, all the time. Definitely an adults only book, with the many sexual refrences and the amount of expletives used throughout. However, if you’re not easily offended and love to laugh at truly funny, crazy answers, then you’ll love this book! Perfect gift for that special someone who needs to know the answer to everything…. or at least AN answer to everything!
My rating: stars
- Author: Bruno Vincent & Jon Butler
- Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc. (April 1, 2009)
- Paperback: 192 pages
- Language: English
- ISBN-10: 1402218184
- ISBN-13: 978-1402218187
This April Fool’s Day (April 1, 2009), send a note to your favorite people with these insanely funny excerpts—you’ll have your friends walking around talking like they know what’s going on!
What better way to celebrate the funniest day of the year, with the funniest book of the year!
DO ANTS HAVE ASSHOLES? Commenter Giveaway
Have you ever wondered…UK Bestsellers tackle your unanswered questions—in the funniest way possible!
There are so many questions that don’t have answers… but what if there was one book that could answer 107 of the most random, thought-provoking questions with the funniest, most outrageous answers EVER?
John Butler and Vincent Bruno have done just that with Do Ants Have Assholes? And 106 of the World’s Other Most Important Questions. This April Fool’s Day—Sourcebooks.com wants you to fool yoru friends with the zany answers to so many questions we’ve all pondered!
By visiting this page, you can send emails to your friends and family or anyone you know who needs a good laugh!
But it gets even better: leave a comment on today’s blog post—the question you’ve always wondered about—and a lucky winner will receive a copy of Do Ants Have Assholes! (U.S. Mailing Addresses Only*)
Some examples of what you can expect to read about:
- What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Where is the middle of nowhere?
- Why do round pizzas come in square boxes?
The parody answers will have you rolling on the floor! We can’t wait to see what questions you come up with!
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